hobo’s beard
when you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her m-ff. its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. it’s possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. it’s a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.
i got hobo’s beard from tom last night. f-ck tom.
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