hobot

a girl typically between the ages of 14 and 20 who dresses like a ho with her friends (i.e. fake tan, long hair, glops of eye makeup), to the point where you can hardly tell one girl from the next. hobots thrive off of facebook pictures of themselves in mirrors before going out or fake-kissing each other– presumably for male attention; however, compet-tive hobots also strive to impress each other, thus continuing the hobot cycle.
“did you see megan’s new facebook alb-m?”
“yeah, they’re all of her and her friends in the mirror, but they all look the same…she’s such a hobot.”
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the p-rn robots on mysp-ce (or twitter, etc.) disguised as attractive females that send you friend requests and tell you to check out their webcam or meet them somewhere. don’t fall for these.
i read that i had a friend request and was excited to see who it was. then i found out it was just another ho-bot.

f-ck! i tweeted the word ‘s-x’ and all these ho-bot b-tches started following me!
a prost-tute grinding hard and so well on the streets of berkley that she/they resemble machines on s-x.
d-mn that ho driving that golf cart has a grip of customers packing behind her! that’s like some science fiction machine sh-t. or some ho-bot sh-t.
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1. twitter spam bot. usually with s-xy/girlnextdoor/hoe avatar.
usually 0 followers unless followed by other hobots , spambots or noobz
2. government created social media fake ‘person’ delivering propaganda.
3. online social networking pr representative for hire for murderous genocidal dictators & regimes.
ethereal creatures, a hobot will appear & spam you with a personal message & can just as quickly disappear, though they often return with a new name and siren song, often leading noobz to malware. sometimes hobots will be automated & others are from hobot ‘farms’ where operators drive the hobot conversation.
programs that send out messages on social networking sites pretending to be s-xy girls interested in meeting you, fooling many pathetic losers into thinking they are real and forcing them to click on their profiles, only to have their dreams crushed when they find out these hobots do not really exist.
“i have so many hot friend requests on mysp-ce today, too bad they are all hobots!”
having relations with men purely for the sake of getting off, with no emotional connection.
i don’t even care, i’m in hobot mode.

hobottin tonight!
the auto-spammers that fill your inbox for s-x or cam sites.
omg man some hobot just invited me to watch her hot friends naked on cam.