hockey puck


a chick that gets p-ssed from one hockey player to another and eventually bones the entire team.
that dirty, dirty hockey puck has given everyone on the team a ball tounging but me.
to “hockey puck” someone is to pee in the bottom of a coffee can or other cylinder and then freeze it and slide the frozen p-ss disc underneath their door so that they are welcomed by a puddle of urine.
we hockey pucked jordan twice last night. he’s such a d-ck.
a slang term for a black canadian. much like the terms oreo or coconut.
dude, josh is such a hockey-puck

a dullard; a person dumber than a box of rocks.
it’s a tough choice, which is the bigger hockey puck…geraldo or sally jesse raphael?
slang term used to describe an oc 80 pill. (oxycontin 80 mg pill) term is used because the 80mg pill is significantly larger than the rest in the oxycodone family.
hey dude, you know where any hockey pucks are??
a can of dip.(dipping tobacco) due to its resemblance to the can.
i dip 1 hockey puck a day.
derogatory term for canadians
those d-mned hockey pucks and their prime minister!

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