hode

a monster from the mmorpg ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple p-n-s that comes out of the sand to -ssault people with it’s head.
lost:omfg snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it’s trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!
usable as a noun, verb, or adjective.
origin: surname of an infamous professor.
1. the worst possible thing that could happen to someone.
2. a state of degeneration.
3. an exclamation following something bad happening to someone. see: owned
4. a formidable adversary.
-that guy’s car got totally hodesed by that dump truck!
-this creamed corn looks like hodes.
-i’m gonna get reamed by hodes tonight.

(following some guy falling on his -ss)
hodes!
it means: ”what the f-ck” it’s dutch.
”i have nude pictures of you”
”whathode, howhode, hode!”
rallying war cry, when no war exists.
hodes owns yuo!!!!
a large quant-ty of hand rolled cigarettes.
“hey, do we have enough smokes for tonight?”

“rolled a hode, we’ll be alright for a while.”
a term used to describe the act of using wet wipes to clean excrement from your -n-s.
dude #1: ewww do you smell that?
dude #2: no
dude #1: how do you not smell that?
dude #2: smell what?
dude #1: i know you farted dude #2
dude #2: so
dude #1: it smells like you sh-t yourself
dude #2: i did but i tp’ed
dude #1: f-ck dude #2, you gotta hodes that!
a b-st-rdization of the word “hold”, used to indicate that you wish to hold the item (or person) in question immediately.
“lemme hode it, i ain’t the baby daddy!”