sending the same snap to a m-ss amount of people instead of snapping each person individually. usually done by attractive girls with lots of contacts in an attempt to keep streaks alive
guy1: “oh wow bella just snapped me, she’s so hot how lucky am i?”
guy2: “funny she just sent me a snap too.”
guy1: “oh, she’s hoe-snapping right now.”
- panic burger
when you are fearful of not being full after ordering a mcdonalds meal and order a ‘panic’ burger, just in case. could also come in form of 6 chicken nuggets or mozzarella dippers. i want an large big mac meal and a panic burger… just in case.
a rancher who is lazy he is a brumly. he needs to go stack hay
an artifical and illusory medical condition, often used a slang term to give a reason for an employee calling off sick and not reporting to work, when the employee is not actually sick. “he’s not coming into work tonight. it’s the weekend. he has malloytis.” “july 4th and she’s calling off? she must have malloytis.”
- schmuck insurance
a contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot i know it’s unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.
a situation in which multiple, normally antagonistic, forces act in inadvertent unison towards an unexpectedly common goal. ex. election of donald trump in 2016, if it were inadvertently leveraged into being by such disparate forces as the kkk, the kgb, and rogue agents within the fbi, all working separately towards an unexpectedly common goal. so […]