Hoe Terms
a hoe term: any word or phrase used in a sentence or as an expression where the meaning can be interpreted loosely, as loose as a hookers v-g-n-.
cousin 1: so, i know you’ve had some slight misfortunes or small mishaps in your life, i mean really, if i didn’t know you or witness half of this sh-t, i’d think someone was making all these tiny infractions. i’d hate to see what happens if you had a big tragedy.
me: small mishaps?? tiny infractions?? slight misfortunes?!!! these are hoe terms!!! how many tiny infractions and small mishaps do i actually need to have before its considered a tragedy?!!my whole adult life thus far is a big -ss tragedy!! i’ve got more series of unfortunate events than lemony snicket!!!!
thus the birth of the phrase hoe term!
example:
girl 1: hey, who’s that girl in the picture with you??
girl 2: oh, i guess you can call her my “friend”
girl 1: that’s not the crazy b-tch who told you your shoes were ugly then 2 days later she came to work with the same ones on??
girl 2: yea, i say friend “loosely” she’s crazy
girl 1: ahh, hoe term.
ex. 2
her: life is what you make it, you can’t live your life as apessimist, looking at the gl-ss as only half empty! when life gives you lemons, make lemonade!!
me: oh shut the h-ll up!! life sucks!! you know it sucks! i just lost my job!! how about you try being unemployed for a while you d-ck! and you suck too for trying to sugar coat it with hoe terms!!
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