Hoebagel


a hoe/sl-t/wh-r-/hooker whos legs are constantly spread open all the time that theres an ever present hole, like there is in a bagel.
man look at that girl she is such a hoebagel, sleeping with all those men. it’s like her legs are never closed
a term used for a person’s significant other. hoebagel is usually a males nickname, and the female counter part would be his sl-tm-ffin. both are a very good match behind closed doors, and really anywhere with enough sp-ce to receive pleasure. not always a term of s-xual meaning, but can also be used as a sign of affection and love.
guy: i love you sl-tm-ffin.
girl: i love you too hoebagel.

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