Hoedometer
main entry: hoedom·e·ter
pr-nunciation: hoe-‘dä-me-ter
function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person’s s-xual encounters(as by intercourse)
you better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.
something that tracks the mileage of a hoe like an odometer tracks the mileage of a car. it’s believed that a hoedometer can roll over and a hoe can revert back from hoe to wholesome.
one day tila tequila’s hoedometer is gonna roll over and she’ll be doing disney specials.
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