Hoehne
when your high school girlfriend won’t give up the puun tang and you hold off from busting for a while so it will be an epic nut. when she finally caves and you blow your creamer, it hits her living room ceiling, creating stalact-tes that will drip on her family for weeks.
sl-ts mom: sweetie whats that goo all over the ceiling?
sl-t: uh i think my boyfriend pulled a hoehne last night.
sl-ts mom: so proud of you hun.
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