Hoeing the Lawn
when a man or woman attaches two razor blades to their upper and lower rows of teeth and shaves the other persons pubic hair as they eat her out or give him a bl-wj-b
warning! may cause castration
woman: my p-b-s are two long.
man: want me to hoe the lawn, i love hoeing the lawn
woman: sounds like a plan
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