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• half-foot hammer

  term used to describe the s-xual might of those in possession of 6-inch long p-n-ses. one-inch wonder? how about a half-foot hammer! p-n-s

• shmundo

  when you bullsh-t your way to get a 100. dude i just shmundoed that test and didn’t even study

• band boner

  the feeling of excitement or arousal when listening to a fantastic band piece. marching shows for example band kid 1- dude did you hear that marching band?! band kid 2- oh yeah, dude it gave me a band b-n-r

• laidzy

  the state that one achieves when they wish to get laid by their lady so badly that they become too lazy to do anything else. my roommate was too laidzy to do the dishes…

• wankhorn

  morning erection of the p-n-s, usually made feel better by constant rolling from side to side whilst grinding c-ck into matress. see also {drypoking} i woke this morning and my sl-t wife did not want to entertain my w-nkhorn!

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