hoeness


1. a characteristic commonly shown in a “hoe”.

2. a state of mind leading to the pulling of hoe moves

3. the way of a “hoe”

(f.y.i.= hoeness can also lead to hoe business)
ex1
“you a “hoe” for tripping me in front of all of those people. i hope your hoeness gets you in trouble with random politicians…wudahoe.”

ex2
“lol…you actually decided to go up to a random baby, not to smile at it, but to take his candy. you a “hoe”!!!!! how can somebody be so full of hoeness?”

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