Hoffhasseling
making cruel and judgemental remarks about ones past. especially if these remarks involve any of the following:
•cheeseburgers
•alcohol
•s-x
•singing
•having s-x with a piece of plastic(also known as pamela anderson)
gilbert gottfried: “david h-sselhoff walks into a bar every morning. . . and then stays there until it closes!”
that guy: stop hoffh-sseling david!!!
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