hoffnar
a short, fat kid who points out the negative in others to boost his own already low self-esteem.
—in front of girls—
hoffnar: “hey craig..how much do you weigh now?”
craig: “i weigh about 200 even”
hoffnar”ha did you hear that ladies?? craig is so fat! i only way 190!”
—even though craig is 5 inches taller—
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