Hoffskeeter
a type of girl who comes to a new school unknowing that the people there have come in contact with her old cl-ssmates, which have told her new cl-ssmates that she is an unconditional sl-t who especially likes to perform the waterloo.
bob: hey hoffskeeter, i heard about your past ;]
hoffskeeter: what past!
bob: oh you know–your willing past.
a typical attractive, gorgeous, pretty, wonderful, spectacular, handsome young man, usually present with the name adam on birth.
a | a
d | d-mn right
a | attractive young
m | man
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typical conversations about this handsome hoffskeeter;
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megan fox: adam!!!
adam: yes?
megan fox: marry me!!!
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girl 1: did you hear about that new hot s-xy beast that moved into town?
girl 2: of course, i’m going to be the first one in bed with him.
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