HoFIRe
(hot female induced r-t-rdation)
this phenomenon occurs when the brain ceases to function to its full potential in the company of a beautiful woman, often resulting in accidents, injuries, odd behavior and extreme embarr-ssment. in more extreme cases, it can result in police arrest or death.
1/ man sees a gorgeous woman and in an attempt to catch her attention, he waves and walks into a tree. hofire.
2/ friend 1: “oh my god i saw the hottest chick the other day while i was out driving! she was so gorgeous i couldn’t take my eyes off her”
friend 2: “oh yeah, did you stop and ask her out?”
friend 1: “uh, no… i had a hofire attack and i accidentally ran over a small child”
3/ doctor: “what happened to your hand?”
patient: “hofire. i was in the kitchen making a smoothie for my girlfriend and she flashed me”
doctor: “oh, well… what’s left of your hand needs to be amputated”
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