Hog grip
a s-xual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the r-ct-m. the index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. often used in combination with rodeo.
she squealed like a pig as i applied the hog grip.
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