some r-t-rd that wears rain clothes in clear weather.
look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.
- brownie dunking
the act of baking a sh-t in the oven at 200c (fan) until golden brown, and dunking into a recently made cream pie. the 2016 girl guide charity raising event was going well until one of parents started a brownie dunking compet-tion
- vag*n*l gingivitis
getting itchy b-lls from f-cking a fat woman. i got the vag-n-l gingivitis again last night. my b-lls are itching from the vag-n-l gingivitis again. i can’t take another night of this vag-n-l gingivitis.
- stinky italian
when you smoke weed through pasta like ziti, macaroni, c-n-lili, etc. “p-ss the stinky italian i’m tryna get lit like a mafia target”
- martius nubila
when samantha waterman avoids her shadow on groundhog’s day, this means we will experience bad weather in the month of march. contrary to phil the groundhog’s 39% chance of accuracy, samantha waterman experiences 100% accuracy. this phenomenon is currently unexplained, but being researched by many notable meteorologists around the world. sam has avoided her shadow! […]
to influence people’s opinions or decisions using alternative facts in order to gain selfish benefits. josh: hey bob! can you help me in making a peanut b-tter jelly to eat? bob: no josh. i can’t. i have a very important work right now. josh: you know bob! a true friend always chooses helping his friend […]