some r*t*rd that wears rain clothes in clear weather.
look at that stupid hog poncho with rain boots in the middle of a drought.
- brownie dunking
the act of baking a sh*t in the oven at 200c (fan) until golden brown, and dunking into a recently made cream pie. the 2016 girl guide charity raising event was going well until one of parents started a brownie dunking compet*tion
- vag*n*l gingivitis
getting itchy b*lls from f*cking a fat woman. i got the vag*n*l gingivitis again last night. my b*lls are itching from the vag*n*l gingivitis again. i can’t take another night of this vag*n*l gingivitis.
- stinky italian
when you smoke weed through pasta like ziti, macaroni, c*n*lili, etc. “p*ss the stinky italian i’m tryna get lit like a mafia target”
- martius nubila
when samantha waterman avoids her shadow on groundhog’s day, this means we will experience bad weather in the month of march. contrary to phil the groundhog’s 39% chance of accuracy, samantha waterman experiences 100% accuracy. this phenomenon is currently unexplained, but being researched by many notable meteorologists around the world. sam has avoided her shadow! […]