hog slam


conceptually; a hog slam is considered to be a equivalent to a slump buster. you find a girl who is lower than you on the proverbial totem pole of life and you f-ck her.
randall : did you f-ck bipolar betty again ?

gene : totally dude. you have no idea how f-cking awesome it is to hog slam that fat sl-t.

randall : brick sh-thouse betty! you’ve really gotta watch with the hog slammin’ people might think your a chubby chaser.

gene : no worries there randall, i f-cked your anorexic sister last night.

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