hog’s tether



a short distance–either literal or figurative.
1) after what went down in savannah, i don’t trust that guy any further than a hog’s tether!

2) we can walk–that bagel place is a hog’s tether away.

3) turn right on kimball, and then you’re a hog’s tether from the pool; it will be on your left.

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