Hogwood


a very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.

has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for -n-l s-x.
“that guys really creepy!”

“yeah, he’s a hogwood”
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a strange creature from the hills of the english midlands. rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme h-m-s-xuality.
“that thing over there looks really gay!”
“yeah, could be the hogwood.”

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