hokey


(adj.) something that is viewed with suspicion and/or cornyness, (i.e. a hokey sales pitch)
that was one hokey–ss movie we just saw.
a hokey is another name for a very very loose v-g-n-. it is derived from doing the hokey-pokey where you “put your left leg in, and you shake it all about” … etc. if you can put your leg in and shake it all about in a girls v-g-n-, then it is a hokey.
me: man this girl i got with last night had a major hokey

friend: oh yah what do you mean?

me: i put my whole self in and i shook it all about.
something that is bad or uncomfortable. usually a place.
stupid hokey australia
manual cordless sweeper hokey
i can sweep up without a heavy vacuum cleaner with a hokey.

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