hold me closer tony danza
hold me closer tony danza is a phrase people (aka me and my friends)use when my true stupidity shows. this is when i think the words to an elton john song is “hold me closer tony danza” instead of “hold me closer tiny dancer” and now this phrase can be used to mock your friend’s true stupidity at any moment in time. after your friends say something stupid you just say “oh my god, hold me closer tony danza”
an example could be after your friend says something like oh my god your lawn has stripes” when really your lawn only had “stripes” due to a shadow. after they say that you say, “oh my god, hold me closer tony danza”
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