Hold the towel
“hold the towel” is a phrase you use when you hold a towel for your buddy while he f-cks a hot chick, and hand it to him after he is done so he can towel off after washing up. and while he cleans up, you f-ck the hot chick.
jon: man, that girl is so hot!
steve: yeah! shall i hold the towel for you?
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