holden caufield


a discreet way of querying someone as to whether or not they’re “holding” (weed) – referencing the protagonist of j.d. salinger’s cl-ssic novel.
seeker: you holden caufield?

dealer: yeah.. what you need?
a literal reference to the protagonist from the cl-ssic american novel, catcher in the rye, by jd salinger, it can be used at parties and social gatherings to inconspicuously ask if anyone has marijuana to sell or share.
dude 1: “hey man, did you invite holden caufield to the party?”

dude 2: “yeah, you trying to smoke a bowl?”

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