HOLDSWORTH
holdsworth is the famous last name of jazz guitarist allan holdsworth from england. his fans include van halen, stone temple pilots and red hot chili peppers to name a few. allan has been called one of the greatest guitar players of all time.
check out allan holdsworth on you tube.
to be a s-xy tw-t with an att-tude and looks that can blow anyone away but with a temper that makes you run a mile if you’ve done something wrong to them
you better run you just messed with a holdsworth
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