hole-in-two
the act of c-mming any two of the following: a woman’s -ss, p-ssy, or her mouth all in one -rg-sm (or a man’s -ss and mouth). it takes both good control and, with the -ss or p-ssy to mouth, a longer -rg-sm with a large load.
patrick f-cked her -ss hard until he started to c-m. then he used his kegel muscles to hold himself mid-c-m while he quickly slipped his c-ck from her -ss to her p-ssy and completed the hole-in-two.
when a male performing -n-l s-x to a girl, proceeds to pop both of his t-st-cl-s into the girl’s -n-s with his genitalia. proceeding this the male often will say “whole in two”
-pop pop-
guy: hole in two!!!!!
girl: take em out…
a s-xual act of the “german miner surpise” category, in which the male has the female positioned ‘doggy style’ (p-1469) and prepares for insertion, but surprises the female by instead inserting himself into ‘door no. 2’ (hole-2).
“oh yeah, stick it in”
“it’s going in”
“john…..?……oh my god! you did not just give me a hole in two!”
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