Holidaisies
– celebrating holidays on behalf of people who are already dead.
– what you get for people who die on holidays.
– what you call girls that get depressed around the holidays.
saint john of egypt – whats got you down?
saint cecilia – you never noticed all usa holidays are about people who’ve past away?
saint serenus – please stop pushing up holidaisies.
new year’s day – exeception
martin luther king, jr. birthday – dead
washington’s birthday – dead
memorial day – dead people
independence day – a lot of people died
labor day – exception, sort of.
columbus day – dead
veterans day – dead people
thanksgiving day – indians – hundreds of thousands dead
christmas day – jesus kia
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