Holiday Card


holiday card: a way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. an obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page ‘updates’ on their lives.
bill: hey! i got something in the mail!

anna: eh, it’s probably just another holiday card

bill: yeah…who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school…mehh

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