holiday handshake
when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. so instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and m-st-rb-t-. its your way of celebrating jesus’ birthday and welcoming a new year.
tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen’t matter
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