Holiday Pass
(n.) a p-ss given a husband, wife, boyfriend, or any significant other when they commit a screw up in a relationship during a holiday that at any other time of the year would be an immediate cause to break up. (note: it will never apply when the offense occurs on valentine’s day or on a birthday or anniversary.) the need for granting a holiday p-ss will typically be -ssociated with some misgiving that occurs by one member in a relationship at a large party or social gathering on or around a holiday that involves large quant-ties of alcohol, members of the opposite s-x in revealing or s-xy clothing, traditions such as mistletoe, kissing at midnight on new year’s eve, summer boating activities, watching fireworks at night, etc, etc. the need for granting a holiday p-ss will always be -ssociated with an epic story -ssociated with the actual event necessitating it, or the actual granting of the p-ss, itself.
haley – omg!!! larry got so stinking drunk at the christmas party and puked all over the shrubbery at my friend’s house! he was such a whiney -ss, and a total embarr-ssment to me. i’m going to dump his -ss and never go out with him again.
kyle – it is okay haley, this is a very stressful time of the year. he is a nice guy and you should probably give him a holiday p-ss for the christmas party vomiting incident!
haley – you’re so right, kyle, besides, larry is really good in bed! in light of that, i’d really hate to dump him just for killing my friend’s shrubbery and making himself look like a lightweight, p-ssy drinker!
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