Holiday Sex
the s-x you get on a holiday such as christmas time for giving your girl/wife a nice gift like jewelry or money or anything else…
they then reward you with s-x..calling it holiday s-x…
holiday s-x like brithday s-x, valentine’s day s-x, mother’s/father’s day s-x, 4th of july s-x, new year’s s-x, president’s day s-x, memorial day s-x, etc……..
man: here is your gift…
girl: oh wow, diamond earings…
man: so when do i get my holiday s-x?
girl: right now!!!
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