Holiday Virgin


one who has never experienced popular signs of affection during holidays. he/she has probably never had a kiss under the mistletoe, a new years kiss, a valentine kiss, or maybe even a valentine. in some cases, this also applies to birthday s-x.
guy 1~ “oh, dude… another new years party, and i’m still a holiday virgin.”
guy 2~ “hah, loser. i just lost my holiday virginity to that baberaham lincoln over there.”

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