Holiday
1. a certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event (“holy day”).
2. british term for “vacation.”
– “happy holidays!”
– “yes, ‘holiday’ is exactly the same thing as ‘vacation,’ you blithering tw-t. (remind me never to speak to yanks again…)”
a politically correct and inclusive term for thanksgiving and christmas encouraged by the liberals.
it’d be considered a borderline hate crime to have a “christmas sale”, nowadays the pc term is “holiday sale”!
a) a time of year when you’re supposed to sit back and reflect and give thanks and sh-t like that but actually everyone just gets drunk and eats a lot and spends lots of money because our society advocates wasting insane amounts of dough to “celebrate”
b) a really, really kick–ss song by green day. a dark political “anthem” that truly encomp-sses america’s depressing military situation
a) oh no another holiday is coming up which means that i’m gonna have to go waste more money on cr-p–ss presents and make sure we have plenty of gramps’s old hangover remedy
can i get another amen
there’s a flag wrapped around a score of men
a gag
a plastic bag on a monument
i beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
this is the dawning of the rest of our lives
on holiday
something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( especially independance day) my father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts ” we won the war you brown c-cksuckers! burn in h-ll you motherf-ckers!” not the best time of the year.
my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.
painter’s slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.
you left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.
british/austrailian slang for “vacation”.
perhaps she went on holiday.
an opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid sh-t like: why haven’t you found a wife yet.
“my favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease.”
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