Hollimister


an old -ss guy who wears hollister clothes because of several but not necessarily all of the following reasons:

1: he’s old, and he wants to be young.
2: he’s old, but he doesn’t know it.
3: he’s a middle-cl-ss d–shebagel.
4: he thinks the shirt isn’t too tight.
5: he was in there to pick up 14 year olds.
dude, that 40 year old just bought a baby blue t-shirt, and he’s gonna bone that 14 year old

g-d. what a hollimister.

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