Hollow Cucumber


a fun party game to be played by boys. 2 – 20+ people can play.
1. a large cuc-mber is cut in half and using a knife, it is hollowed out to make a sort of container where liquids could be sorted temporarily.
2. the boys must all begin to m-st-rb-t- at the same time.
3. when near -rg-sm/ejeculation, the boy must -j-c-l-t- into the cuc-mber so the s-m-n is stored.
4. the game ends when all but one have -j-c-l-t-d. they are the loser.
5. the loser must drop his pants and go on all fours, whilst the others attempt to fit the open end of the cuc-mber into his -n-s.
6. after it is inside it must be tipped up so the s-m-n can pour out of it and into his cuc-mber-surrounded r-ct-m. (an angle of 30+ degrees is recommended)
7. the game ends when all the s-m-n has been emptied into the -n-s or after 5 minutes have past.
person 1: “we have 30 minutes to kill, any quick games we could play?”
person 2: “how about ‘hollow cuc-mber’?”
person 1: “what a brilliant idea! i love that game!”

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