Hollywood fuck-off


the polite way of telling you that you suck. used in showbiz and delivered with a smile so that you are blissfully unaware of the truth until you have time to contemplate what has been delivered.
record company exec: “you guys are really great…..really, here’s your card back we’ll call you.”
wannabe 1: “hey man i think he likes us.”
wannabe 2: “no way dude that was totally a hollywood f-ck-off – we sucked.”

record company exec: “i really loved what you were trying to do there”
wannabe 1: “hey man he really likes us.”

…. you get the idea.

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