hollywood marriage
a measure of time equal to approximately one month.
stupid celebrity watcher 1: omg lol did u heer drew barrymore divorced tom green
stupid celebrity watcher 2: no wai
myself: apparently, it’s a sport watching these hollywood marriages.
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the amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. about as long as the planck time. if you’re really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, ‘results not typical’.
with this hollwood marriage i hope i can at least start to let go of my bride’s ring before i get divorced. bonus points if i can make it out of the church.
i made you waste about 6.28×10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
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