Holmesy


a homicidal maniac, also known to be very clumsey. this type of person is rarely liked, he is a social outcast who has contenplated on commiting suicide on various occ-ssions. he has known to grope and rape females, where then after he continues his routine rituals of being a r-t-rd. conversations that take place with this person usually go along the lines of…
person 1: hey, how r ya
holmesy: mmmmmmmmmm.
the i.q. of this creature is not known as when he takes the standard iq test, he recieves a lower score than idiot, they have not needed to name a lower score because no-one is generally this stupid or r-t-rded, not even aboriginals.

also known as:
holmesy edgar cook
holmesy manson
hannibal holmesy
person 1:”hey is that guy groping some chick”
person 2:”oh he is”
-walks over to stop it-
person 1:”oh it’s just holmesy”

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