Holster your shanks


a way of telling someone to calm down if are overreacting to a situation.
person 1: sorry dude, can’t go to that movie. it’s sold out.
person 2: holy sh-t! what the f-ck? this is terrible! i can’t believe this is happening! f-ck everyone!
person: bro! holster your shanks!

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