Holt
one of the coolest people you’ll ever meet. he’s pretty much the definition of awesome.
“see that guy over there?”
“you mean that awesome guy?”
“yeah, that’s holt”
the most lovable man a person could wish to meet, with a smile as big as his heart
oh my god that guy just rescued that puppy from a burning building on his way home from his shift at the homeless shelter, what a nice guy.
yeah but he’s no holt.
a tragic little area in the farmland between tracy and stockton. most people don’t know about it even though there are some textbooks named after it and theres a semi-famous guy named benjamin holt who invented the first practical tread using tractor
“hey i’m from holt”
“where’s that?”
“you know, that area between stockton and tracy”
“lathrop?”
-sigh- “no”
one who’s soul purpose in life is to consume/learn about as much protein as possible.
george holt says,”every shrimp has 8 grams of protein in it.”
you can’t even call holt a town.
it has 2 gas station, camo everywhere you turn your head .
“wow all i see is 2 gas stations ”
“yes, were in holt”
to conversate with a bro.
if’n i can’t get a holt of my bro to get money fer my lite bill we will all sittin in tha dark in tha trailer.
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