Holy Diver
1) down too long in the midnight sea
2) the star of the masquerade
3) sole survivor
gotta get away, get away
holy diver
a s-xual act where the male makes the devil horn sign with his hand and inserts one finger in to the woman’s v-g-n- while inserting the other into her -n-s, and then proceeds to drum the beat of the dio song “holy diver” on the woman’s -ss cheek.
this act is best done in with the female on her hands and knees with male kneeling behind her.
friend 1: “dude me and the girlfriend are going to try the holy-diver tonight!”
friend 2: “awesome! be careful though, you don’t want to be down too long in the midnight sea. oh when you jump on the tiger make sure if you see stripes you know it’s clean”
r.i.p. ronnie james dio
combination of a boiling hot bath, a w-nk and smoking a joint at the same time.
the holy diver is a combination of a boiling hot bath, a w-nk and smoking a joint at the same time. gets you the best red eye, im serial literally your whole eye will go bloodshot red, no white at all. think being high, times ten. careful not for lightweights and/or p-ss-es that cant hold their c-m. start off with a weak joint and work your way up.
one who goes down on a nun. to preform oral s-x on a women of the faith.
yo, i was a holy diver last night. this nun let me go down on her.
a sh-t that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.
also, a really good dio song covered by killswitch engage
sh-t, that after-grog bog was a holy diver!
the song: “holy diver, you been down so long in the midnight sea”
a division of m-ff diver. when a man stacks 2 or women on top of each other (imagine the way like chairs are stacked away after a public function), and performs oral s-x on them by alternating head giving between each recipient at regular intervals, he is considered to be a holy diver. the fast switching between recepients of the head , and the strength and persistance of tongue required to give the head is how the name came to be.
brenda and jennifer left the holy diver’s house refreshed and satisfied.
someone who goes down on a nun. to preform oral s-x on a woman of the faith.
yo, i was a holy diver last night. this nun let me go down on her.
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