holy fucking shit


an exclamation of surprise, exasperation, indignation and wonder.
holy f-cking sh-t, hillary said she’s running in 2004.
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basically means wow that is f-cking incredible how/why did he/she do that?
holy f-cking sh-t he put his tounge in his -sshole.
commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc…
holy f-cking sh-t that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: holy f-cking sh-t you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: it hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: holy f-cking sh-t!!!
rollerblader#1: call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: holy f-cking sh-t!!!!

holy f-cking sh-t i busted a huge nut.
an expletive indicating mild surprise.
holyf-ckingsh-t…third time i caught my scr-t-m in the zipper this week.
an expression of exclamation about something, anything that could be good or bad, commonly abbreviated h.f.s.
sam: dude, my granma p-ssed away last week…
john: holy f-cking sh-t man, im so sorry.

liam: i just got 10 grams of weed!
andrew: thats insane dude, holy f-cking sh-t!
what happens when young asian males attempt to increase their p-n-s length with a pair of pliers, a rope and a honda motorcycle, concluding in the dismemberment of a perfectly normal 3 inch p-n-s.
holy f-cking sh-t, i feel like as if i’ve lost my viriginity once again to an angry midget!

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