Holy Grail
the cup which jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. monty python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. they never completed this quest.
bridgekeeper: stop! who would cross the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
launcelot: ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. i am not afraid.
bridgekeeper: what is your name?
launcelot: my name is sir launcelot of camelot.
bridgekeeper: what is your quest?
launcelot: to seek the holy grail.
bridgekeeper: what is your favorite color?
launcelot: blue.
bridgekeeper: right. off you go.
launcelot: oh, thank you. thank you very much.
10 more definitions
the ultimate goal of an occupation, profession, or endeavour.
a cure for aids is the holy grail of a number of scientists.
the completion of the following s-x acts during one day between a committed couple:
handjob/fingering
-n-l s-x
oral s-x
intercourse
its purpose to promote wholesomeness through varied expressions of intimacy between two persons
gabrielle: wanna holy grail this weekend?
mark: oh yes, that sounds wonderful. we do have some weekend plans, though.
gabrielle: yeah, true, we’ll have to work those plans around holy grailing.
mark: we always do!
this involves 2 females and a man.. by which the man is getting ratted by one girl (gettin your -ss licked) and the other girl is sucking your c-ck…..
last nite was amazing after copping the holygrail of 2 sk-nks in the local park….:)
a cup. that’s it, it’s just a cup.
holy cr-p! it’s just a cup!
the voyeuristic view received as a result of a woman inadvertently or carelessly exposing her genitals when not wearing panties or “rocking it commando” while wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts.
joey: “did you see that sh-t? she’s rocking it commando.”
sid: “that’s the holy grail right there, son!! it’s a little blown out though.”
the holy grail, also seen in the movie, indiana jones and the last crusade. near the end of the movie while lost inside a maze from h-ll inside a mountain, at the core of the underground lair we find a room full of cups, some beautiful some not so great. nonetheless, one of them is the grail. he who drinks from the correct cup (grail), will have ever lasting life! although, he who drinks from the wrong cup will shrivel into a really tacky looking skeleton, and then be blown away by some random wind no one knows’s where it came from but, regardless it is there temporarily.
the following example is not from the afforementioned movie though, it is from the monty python movie… my fav part :
when trying to find the holy grail, the quest was abruptly stopped at the bridge to oblivion!
what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow in spring?
well i dont know that !!!!
gaaaaaaaaaahhhhwwww……..
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