holy guacamole
oh my gawd!!!
to be extremly shocked; in shock.
tonia walked up to bridget and said “i’m gonna have to repeat the grade!!”
“holy guacamole!!”, bridget exclaimed.
a less profane way of saying holy cr-p; a phrase to express astonishment.
a song by mf doom featuring paul barmen.
holy guacamole, i think i wet myself!
man, mf doom and paul barmen need to make another song together, holy guacamole was awesome.
a shocking surprise that is preposterous.
person 1: did you know stretch marks are permanent?
person 2: holy guacamole!!
cleaner way of saying holy cr-p.
b-i just became famous!!!
j-holy guacamole!!can i go on tour with you?
b-no
j-holy guacamole!!!why not?
b-because i dont like you!
j-holy guacamole!!!
b-stop saying that it’s annoying!!!
j-holy guacamole!!!
b-i’m leaving!!!
j-holy guacamole!!!
a statement that can be loosely translated into “holy sh-t” or “holy cow” or anything that expresses extreme surprise.
holy guacamole is actually a restaurant in santa monica.
wholly guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.
jack: hey jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
jill: okay!
(both go up the hill)
jill: (trips)
jack: holy guacamole! (trips)
used as a replacement to “holy moly” or “holy cr-p”
chad told alex “holy guacamole”, you are effing gorgeous!
alex said “holy what? you mean holy moly?”
chad then said “guacamole>moly, get with the program.”
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