holy moses


a phrase that can be used interchangeably with “holy cr-p” or “holy lord.” usually exclamatory.

originally coined, to my knowledge, by this dude i know named zac.
dude #1: look! that one dog is raping that other dog like in prison!
dude #2: holy moses!

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