Holy Nail
the ultimate h-m-s-xual s-xual conquest. this is where a gay man seeks to have s-x with a straight man because of its almost impossible nature. the holy nail can be two things. one, it’s the journey and desire to have s-x with a straight man. the other is the actual act of having s-x between a gay man and a straight fellow.
loren: “gay guys really want to do straight guys. they’re the holy nail.”
shelby: “so gay guys like to do other gay guys?”
corrine: “yes, but they would rather do a straight guy. you know, the holy nail.”
matthew: “d-mn, you see fred over there? he’s looking fine tonight.”
seth: “yeah, too bad he is with his girlfriend.”
matthew: “i know! he’s my holy nail.”
keith: “if i finally nail a straight dude, would that be considered a holy nail?”
caitlin: “not sure, because if he has s-x with you he might be gay.”
keith: “yeah, then it wouldn’t be a holy nail.”
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