Holytards


individuals so blinded by their religious beliefs that they ignore all scientific reason and attribute only positive personal outcomes to divine intervention.
there were several holytards on the plane that crashed, thanking g-d for saving their lives. no mention was made of why g-d tried to kill them, except that he works in mysterious ways.

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