Homat
an egocentric, dumb@$$, schitzo who believes he gets burglarized everyday. believes that he is the most patriotic american as well even though he’s nothing but a punk.
a phone conversation with homat.
homat: hold i’m baking brownies
me: should you be near a stove?
homat: omg! theres a dog outside my house! its barking and wants to steal something!
me: you’re crazy
homat: dont you hear the barking?!!!?!?
me: that’s your lil’ brother.
homat: ommgg!!
me: goodbye, and get help.
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