Home Access


1. a online site where you, and your parents, can check grades. this site takes three years to load, fails to open, and crashes on a daily basis. your teachers will also take forever to upload grades into it, and your parents will check the website and subsequently ground you. almost every single time.

2. the devil
“dude, did you check home access?” “yeah, i failed that quiz.”

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